Fashion Shmashion

Dear Dumb Comm. Ave Girl,

It's 36 degrees outside. Why are you wearing a skirt and flipflops? Was that some weird walk of shame on a Monday at 3 pm? If so, kudos to you; you clearly had a good weekend. If not, wear pants. You weren't fooling anyone--you looked very cold. Also, don't glare at people when they look at you strangely. It's freezing. They know it; you should too.

Best of luck in the future,

The sensible girl in pants and a coat.